Corrupt A Wish

Guest

Granted, but you have to use the money for bills.

I wish I could fly.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:05 pm

(Nooo x.x I already have that problem Dx) granted but you can't walk or stand

I wish I were living on my own away from bullshit and annoying people

Guest

Granted, you're now living in deep shit and with annoying animals. >=D

I wish I had normal looking fingernails.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:24 pm

(what do they look like?) granted but you have two nubby little arms

I wish I had a taco right now...

Guest

Granted, but it's old and rotten. (They grow in weird ways. I don't know how to describe it.)

I wish my computer could run The Sims 3

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:35 pm

(O_O Wow you're PC does suck) granted but it crashes when you try to save

I wish you and your older bro were opposite ages, and you I was the only interest you have

Guest

Granted, but I'm too busy going to classes to have time for a relationship. (D: It kinda does.)

I wish I didn't have to go to bed at midnight.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:43 pm

(Don't you know I'd do half your homework to spend time with you? x_x) granted but you have to be in bed by 9pm

I wish I didn't require sleep to function

Guest

Granted, instead you require ten times the food you'd normally need. (That's nice of you.)

I wish I was psychic.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:52 pm

granted but your predictions are only of bad things happening

I wish I could read minds and send orders

Guest

Granted, but no one listens to your orders.

I wish I could seriously dance.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:16 pm

granted but dancing is outlawed

I wish I had someone to dance with :/

Guest

Granted, but it's an ugly gay guy.

I wish people down here had open minds.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:27 pm

(pfft I'll take what I can get, so long as he knows I'm not interested) granted but that's because their heads are split open

I wish the world lost 90% of it's technology, retaining only networking knowledge and medical services

Guest

Granted, but the world collaspes because of it's lack of technology.

I wish people would stop dressing up their dogs.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:42 pm

(If that really happened I'd be excited) granted but they dress up their cats and hamsters instead

I wish all the countries collapsed into zones instead of nations

Guest

Granted, but they still call themselves counties.

I wish for a dressed up (live) hamster!

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:46 pm

granted but it comes with a complimentary dressed up puppy

I wish I could find a martial arts studio that actually taught karate and didn't just say they did

Guest

Granted, but it's movie karate.

I wish I could play piano well.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:57 pm

granted but I'm your teacher that takes advantage of our close proximity

I wish I were a master at everything I try the first time and that I was I as physically fit as I want and need to be

Guest

Granted, but the second time you try things, you fail at them.

I wish my ear would stop itching.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:02 am

granted but your belly itches instead

I wish I were asexual and able to reproduce independent of a mate

Guest

Granted, but you can't stop and have to take care of all of your children.\

I wish I could play violin again.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:05 am

granted but "violin" is only a video game about homicidal murderers

I wish I could get into video games again...

Guest

Granted, but you only get into Barbie games.

I wish I could get my ears pierced again.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:09 am

(ebil~!) grated but your ears aren't the only thing pierced, if you catch my drift

I wish that I could have powers greater than the Phoenix and control them all at will

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:58 am

Granted, but you loose them soon after gaining them

I wish for an uncorrupted wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:37 am

granted but you can't think of one

I wish Goku would get on more often

Guest

Granted, but we run him off again. (._. I cringed when you said that.)

I wish I wasn't addicted to Facebook.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:28 pm

granted but it switches to myspace

I wish 80 other pieces of shit died and not Michael