Corrupt A Wish

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:45 pm

Granted, but then you go deaf

I wish I would be more serious at times

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:44 pm

granted but then you remember who you are

I wish I had a buck for everytime someone said Michael Jackson's name over the next month

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:47 am

(goku's here?)
granted but MJ will take all of your money with maaaaaaagic powers

i wish i would get a buck for any word that anyone says

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:49 am

Granted but it's all in monopoly money

I wish my school hadn't taken black pants out of the dresscode and left us only with khaki pants as our only option.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Jun 29, 2009 1:04 pm

granted but you will have to wear pink pants with elephants on 'em

i wish it wouldnt be so darn hot that asphalt is melting

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:14 pm

Granted but now it is so cold you freeze (Yes I am here)

I wish I could overthrow Satan

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:16 pm

Granted but now God overthrows you.

I wish I had wings.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:48 pm

granted but its only through redbull

I wish I could land a 7-figure job

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:41 am

You get it but because of Tax you see almost nothing

I wish I could win the 90mill lotto

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 30, 2009 9:13 am

Granted but you only get $1000 a year until you reach the 90million

I wish I was guaranteed to get into the college of my choice.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:58 am

granted but you're not a student you're the dean's sextoy that doubles as a janitor

I wish I could think of a good way to bring King Seikima (The Shikima King) into this site

Guest

Granted, but a day after he comes back someone kills him.

I wish I could function on 5-6 hours of sleep.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:50 pm

granted but your body quickly fills with toxins from all the broken sleep cycles

I wish I was in CA

Guest

Granted, but you have horrible jet lag for the rest of your life.

I wish I felt like learning to drive.

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:00 pm

granted but I'm your teach

I wish I could teach Komi to drive

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:44 pm

granted but you get thrown out at the first stop light

I wish I owned a fruit tree

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:20 pm

granted but they're all rotten fruit

I wish I could get laid every night and day for the rest of my life

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:55 pm

granted but you die very soon

I wish I could always find clothes I liked that fit well

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Jul 03, 2009 9:44 am

(that corruption was epic fail) granted, but you become a nude sex slave for me

I wish for a harem of 5,000 young, beautiful woman that are virgins when I get them

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:52 am

(I can be a sadist when I wanna) granted but every time you do anything with them they age drastically

I wish I had a car

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Jul 03, 2009 1:08 pm

granted but it's a hoopty and breaks down everytime you try and get it repaired

I wish I could focus and learn some programing languages

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Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:13 pm

(when did you learn 1337? anyway) granted but the rod is made of chum and you hunt sharks

I wish that I had 5mil British pounds cash

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jul 04, 2009 7:45 am

granted but it's all counterfeit

I wish I could stop having nightmares

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:11 am

(ich i wrote in the back that i used a translator to do that) granted but your dreams will be full of gay bumbum sex

i wish that the only thats always gone is NOT rum

Subject: Re: Corrupt A Wish Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:50 pm

Granted, but you might have to get drunk sometime.

I wish I could go to Rhode Island.